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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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