Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What is life? Paul.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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