What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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