Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Roses are red.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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