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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

why dont they make black forks

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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