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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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