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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Boxing on Boxing Day

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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