- Anti Joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.