Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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