- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Obama = ebola

Yellow People !!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Go away still nothing to see

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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