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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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