What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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