- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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