- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yellow People !!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I'm so punny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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