a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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your no better than a cockroach

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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