What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Anti Joke

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