- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

womans having rights.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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