- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

You know whats annoying? Steve

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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