- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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