- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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