What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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