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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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