What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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