Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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