Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Praise Paisley

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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