What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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