- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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