- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A fat guy!

i'm hard

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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