- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

So a bar walks into a man...

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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