*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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