What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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