- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

dat shoe shine tho

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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