Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Chris is hairy

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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