- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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