why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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