- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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