- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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