Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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