Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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