- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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