- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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