- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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