- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

The cream, it is coming

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Jesus Christ

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

roses are red poo is poo

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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