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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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