Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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