- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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