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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

My spelling is horrible

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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