- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's brown an sticky Shit

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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