- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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