A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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