Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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