What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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