- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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