- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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