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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Im taking a shit right now.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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