Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Women can vote? WTF

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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