- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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