- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

read this sentence again.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why do fat people commit suicide

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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