Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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