Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Your're racist.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's 9+10? 19

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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