What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Potassium? K.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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