What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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