Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Yes

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Tunechi

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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