Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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women's rights.

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This is an anti-joke.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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