- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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