- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

roses are red poo is poo

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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