- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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