- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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