- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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