When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A guy walks into a bar

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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