- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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