- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Yo Mama just died.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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