Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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