Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

this website is a bad joke

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red poo is poo

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How old are you? 7

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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