What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Penis

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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