- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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