what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Read a Book.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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