- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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