WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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