- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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