An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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