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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

roses are red poo is poo

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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