- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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