Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Peas

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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