- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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