- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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