If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Matthew Baker

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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