- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Chuck Norris is dead......

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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