Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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