- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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