- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Oh, go away

What page are you on The gay page.

Take part of what?

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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