- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

penis. nuff said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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