Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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