- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A dog was barking at a tree

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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