- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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