Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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