Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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