A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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