- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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