What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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