- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Brain fart

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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