- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Happy Monday!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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