Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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