- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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