How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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