Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

God is real.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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