Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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