- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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