- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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