- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??