There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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