Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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