- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Donald Trump

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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