Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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