Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Weaner

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Hello.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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