What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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