A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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