- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

the economy.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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