- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

God is real.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Dwarf Shortage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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