What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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