Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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