Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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