- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I am a mime

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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