- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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