Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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