- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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