What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Badabing.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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And now a word from our sponsors

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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