What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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