How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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