- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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