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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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