- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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