- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

time to spruce up!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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