A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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