Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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