- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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