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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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