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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I'm Polish.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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