- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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