- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Refridgerator.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Barack Obama is a good president.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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