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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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