Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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