Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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