- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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