- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Who wants water? I do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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