Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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YOU

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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