- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Jesus Christ

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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