- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Yes

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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