Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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