- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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