whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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no.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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