- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Yo Mama just died.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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