- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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