- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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