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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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