- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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