a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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haha

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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