what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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