- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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