AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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