What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Jack Stevens

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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