- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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