roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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