- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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