- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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