- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

My cat just died.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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