- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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