- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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