- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Get on the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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