- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What's just not right? Left

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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