How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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