- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I am a mime

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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