Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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