Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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The cream, it is coming

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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