What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I like school Said no one ever.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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