Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Where's my baby??

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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