If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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