What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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