Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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