- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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