What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

America

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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