- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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