- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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