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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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