Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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