- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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