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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Blacks

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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