What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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