- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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