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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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