What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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The cream, it is coming

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Albino African Americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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