It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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a black man pays his child support

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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