why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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