- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Yo Mama just died.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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