Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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