"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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