- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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