- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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