Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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