Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A man did not like this site

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Come in

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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