- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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