- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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