Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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