How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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school homewrok

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