Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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