Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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