- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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