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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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