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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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