My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Brain fart

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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