- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Donald Trump

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Lil Wayne

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