Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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NEVER

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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