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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a black man? A person

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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